Date: Sat, 8 Jun 2002 01:53:09 -0400
From: wevans6863@aol.com
Subject:  "bill" Sent You a Joke!
To: snail 


Hey mike for guv! "bill" just sent you this joke. 

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Fart Glossary =09
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. 

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. 

ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your 
arse. 

TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. 

BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer. 

JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally
makes its great escape. 

DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. 

GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't seeit, and you can't smell 
it.


HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on 
no
one. 

SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. 

TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. 

OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. 

BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out. 

ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes 
a
burp. 

NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around 
to
the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" 

U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a
"Unidentified Foul Odor". 

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